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Own Your Throne

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The average person spends about 50 billion hours on the toilet in their lifetime. Why not make the most of it?

We’ve all been there and will be back again. This very funny and actually useful guide will help you make your time in the loo more comfortable, entertaining, and even fun. Out-and-about advice includes finding and navigating public restrooms, strategies for pit stops at school, in the office, or at other people’s houses, as well as special circumstances (in a porta-potty, in the woods, in outer space). Tips for optimising your throne room at home feature playlists, dream décor, scent-sory suggestions, get-things-moving exercises, and toilet tech explorations (flush into the future). Also featuring a Things to Do While You Poo activities section, sidebar trivia from Plungie the Plunger, and reader missions to accomplish from Agent 002, this is the must-have companion for anyone’s time behind closed doors.

Size: L18.1 x W13.2cm

Our team will ship your order within 5 business days. The time it takes to receive your order depends on the shipping method chosen at checkout. 

We hope you to love it, but if you need to make a return, breathe easy. Returns are always free and can be done in person or by mail. 


Own Your Throne
Regular price £10.99
£10.99
Sale price
Regular price

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